Maths of life
- scary but quite true -
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he need.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn`t need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spand.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and loved him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
Married men live longer than single man, but married man are a lot more willing
to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there`s no use in two people
remembering the same thing.
Man wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn`t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won`t change and she does.
Life's instructions in 10 easy steps
1. Money is not everything.... There's MasterCard &Visa.
2. One should love animals.... They are so tasty.
3. Love everybody.... Love every BODY.
4. Save water... Shower with your girlfriend.
5. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught
6. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. But behind every unsuccessful
man, there are 2.
7. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
8. A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife spends. A successful
woman is one who can find such a man.
9. Wise never marry. And when they marry they become other's wise.
10.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.